This is how I impressed my beloved.
Long ago in 1592, Jyothsna was princess of Punjagutta. On
31st Feb 1592, thaantrik paathala bhairavi kidnapped her...Hijacked her...She
was held hostage in one of the minars of Charminar.
I got to know about that. I have to save her... What could this small ordinary boy
(still I am) do?
The thaantrik was supremely powerful. I had to do something.
Even, I have to become powerful to defeat him. Then I went to university of Pennsylvania
and went close to every spider I found and put my hand and said, "Come, bite
me". At last, the magic spider did bite me.
Then I became Spiderman.
I was in a hurry to save Jyothsna, I have to come back. I
booked my return flight on kingfisher airlines. I was on time, but flight was
late. I waited there but it didn't come. Nevertheless, I realised I am Spiderman,
do I really need a flight? I can fly...
Sshhhhhoooookk...Sshhhhhoooookk...
I kept swinging from one aeroplane to another and finally I
reached charminar and jumped right in. just before reaching the ground, I saw
boiling oil. I immediately used my web and went on to the top of one of the
minars. I was wondering what I should do...
Then...
Thadaak...a slap on my face.
I didn't know what happened. I went to another minar...then
one more slap...I didn't understand what was happening. Then I turned around
and I saw there was Jadoo of koi mil gaya standing there.
The thaantrik actually had 4 Jaadoos on all the four minars
of Charminar.
My super computer brain started thinking...I have to do
something...I was slow, so Jadoo kept slapping me. One slap after the other...
One slap after the other....
I said to Jadoo "hold on! Let me think". But Jadoo
didn't wait...
Then the masterstroke to Jadoo...
I sent web on to the moon...ssshhwwooookk... Dragged the
moon in front of the sun and created the solar eclipse...
No sunlight (Ha ha ha)
I went to all the four minars and kicked Jadoos into the
oil... What does Jadoo do? I was waiting there... I had one more challenge... The
thaantrik.
Right in front of Jyothsna on the opposite minar, the thaantrik was
with magical wand in his hand and a flying carpet on which he was standing. Every
time I went to a minar, he was there in front of me. He would hit me, go back,
and stand beside her...
I have to save Jyothsna... After all, I promised her father
that I'll save her.
Then, my master brain thought for a while...and I said
"Hey! What happened to you?". The thaantrik got distracted and he
turned back...Silly fellow....
I sent one web on to his eyes...and other onto his carpet,
pulled the carpet. He fell into the oil...
I reached the minar where Jyothsna was there and said, "Man,
Spiderman." she proposed, "Will you marry me?". I accepted and danced.
Oppa Spidey Style
