June 23, 2013 | By: Vidyanath Aarvi


These are actual profiles from matrimonial sites like bharatmatrimony.com, shaadi.com, etc. They are hilarious i could say and I don't feel like marrying any girl after reading this.

1. I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA, BHAGABATA, and other homework.
(Can somebody please explain what homework? Oh my god! that's household work!!)

2. I want a boy with no drinks. if he wants he can wear jeans in house, but while steping out of house he should give respect to our cast.
(By not wearing his jeans? What the hell...!!!!)

3. Hye I am a good loking girl,who has the capability to make any body to lough. I believe in god and according to me friends are the real messenger of god. The 3 things i am looking from a boy they are
  1. They must believe in god.
  2. They have to like my proffesion
  3. They should not get bored with me when i will try to make them lough.
(I am loughing mai yass aaff!!)

4. Whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants A Lamp ??)

5. I love my patner i marriage the patner ok. i search my patner and I love the patner ok. the patner is a graduate ok.
(The 'Ok-syndrome'... Ok Ok)

6. I am pranati my family histry my two brother two sister and father & Mother. sister completely married
(Somebody please explain how to get married 'completely'?)

7. My name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes 
(Heights of desperation!)

8. I am kanandevi. i do own businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(“One sister…he was marred” I’m paralyzed…)

9. I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
(Is she a Zebra???)

10. Im Ramya. I don Bachlor degree. I luv eating food. Waching movies. I no give douri. My futur husband should be 22-24 yr age. And hav salary 25-30 Lacs.
(Heights of expectations!! 30 Lakh at the age of 24 yrs ??? Isn't she crazy? Expectations should have some limitations... I'm dead...)

Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this post.